Human logic: I feed the cat, therefor the cat is mine.
Cat logic: Human feeds me, therefor, human is my slave.
Human logic: Best time to pet cat is when relaxing, in front of the TV for instance.
Cat logic: Best time to be pet is when human is shuffling papers, typing on keyboard, or, as a general rule, whenever human is busy.
Human logic: Awe, my cat is rubbing his head on my leg. My cat loves me!
Cat logic: Notice me, Slave. I’m hungry.
Human logic: My cats are cuddling with each other – how sweet!
Cat logic: I’m cold, and am putting up with the other fur-ball. Turn the heater on, Slave.
Human logic: I’m a decent person, but I sure know my flaws and limits.
Cat logic: I am a cat. Therefor, I am perfect.
Human logic: Some days, I wish I could sleep forever. I know I can’t do that, though.
Cat logic: Zzzzzz…
Slightly Ignorant 
Haha that was funny 🙂
SO SO SO SO SO SO true!
From now on, I am letting your blog for my pets. Just let me know when.. 🙂
literally lol’d there!
LMAO!!! This is so darned true. I’m lucky our cats let us live inside the house.
ms. slightly,
My dog is dumb, loyal and happy, but at least towards me cats are always smart, cool and detached.
Dr. B
I find the cat’s logic to be a bit nonsensical. In order to command her slave, she has to vie for the slave’s attention. Very strange. 🙂
cat’s are far too demanding for my liking
any human (stranger or family) that enters my house is a slave to my cat
lol
so true cats really suck