The cat sat on the bed.
The cat wanted to be fed.
It made eyes at its owner,
Who was a great loner,
And went to get food from the shed.
The cat sat on the couch.
Its owner was also a grouch.
When she wanted to share,
The cat thought “You dare?”
And the owner then screamed out an “Ouch!”
The cat sat on the floor.
The cat was very much bored.
The human tried to play,
But the cat ran away,
And played with an electrical cord.
The cat sits wherever it wants.
Every part of the house it haunts.
It owns the house,
From sofa to mouse,
And the human only gets taunts!
Human logic: I feed the cat, therefor the cat is mine.
Cat logic: Human feeds me, therefor, human is my slave.
Human logic: Best time to pet cat is when relaxing, in front of the TV for instance.
Cat logic: Best time to be pet is when human is shuffling papers, typing on keyboard, or, as a general rule, whenever human is busy.
Human logic: Awe, my cat is rubbing his head on my leg. My cat loves me!
Cat logic: Notice me, Slave. I’m hungry.
Human logic: My cats are cuddling with each other – how sweet!
Cat logic: I’m cold, and am putting up with the other fur-ball. Turn the heater on, Slave.
Human logic: I’m a decent person, but I sure know my flaws and limits.
Cat logic: I am a cat. Therefor, I am perfect.
Human logic: Some days, I wish I could sleep forever. I know I can’t do that, though.
Cat logic: Zzzzzz…