Prediction Pertaining to (Pretty) Pirates

I know next to nothing about the newest installment of the (apparently never-ending) Pirates of the Caribbean film series. We’re up to number four now, with On Stranger Tides, and although I’m looking forward to seeing it this evening, I also have a niggling guilt in the pit of my stomach, telling me that it is going to be a complete waste of my time and money.

So here is what I know about this film: 1) Johnny Depp is in it, playing one of the best characters he’s ever done, Captain Jack Sparrow. 2) Keira Knightly and Orlando Bloom are NOT in it (shame about the first of those, since she’s talented, fun, and incredibly beautiful to watch on screen). 3) There are man-eating mermaids of some sort.

Based on admittedly very little information, I am, nevertheless, prepared to bet that:

1) The film’s only redeeming feature will be (in my eyes) the inclusion of Mr. Dapper Depp.

2) The man-eating mermaids will be scantily clad and apparently good until they reveal their true natures.

3) There will be more than one racist stereotype included in the plot.

4) There will be many half-hidden, slightly sexual jokes.

5) And, last but not least, I’ll enjoy the film very much until the end of it, at which point I’ll wonder why on earth I spent two hours or more watching such drivel.

Disclaimer: I have nothing against silly, action-packed films. Nothing at all. It’s the constant sequel-turned-trilogy-turned-quartet syndrome that drives me nuts, because I want something new to enjoy, not a rehash of the same plot-devices and scenery used over and over again. 

Filler Post

I’m rushing out of the house and I’m moaning about the fact that I can’t write anything until I get back from my outing.
And so, as a filler, I will post a joke that I found very funny for some reason. It’s translated from Hebrew, so if it doesn’t flow right, it’s because of my translation:

A man walks down the street and sees another guy walking towards him with a penguin. The first man asks the second one, “What are you doing with a penguin?!” and the second man replies “I’m taking it to the zoo!” The first man is satisfied and walks away.
The next day, he sees the man walking along with the penguin again. He stops him and asks, rather angrily, “I thought you took it to the zoo!” to which the first man blinks innocently and says “Well, I can’t take it the same place every day, can I? One day the zoo, the next day the movies, you know…”